[ river snickers at the sorry state of the dragon, missing a hand and some teeth. they've conquered the beast! she accepts the offered fruit with another proud smile. ]

It's okay, we can do an even split. The finder's fee was a test. You passed.

[ negotiation skills, see? just giving him a hard time to see if he can keep up. she wags the spear of fruit at him playfully before taking a big bite. réncí de shàngdì, but it's been a long time since she's had such easy access to fresh fruit. she seems just pleased as punch by all this. ]

Do you really want to learn? I've never taught before and she skipped most of primary school, but I know the curricula. Could write a curriculum.