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ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛᴇᴏᴜs ᴍᴀɴ ( ᴊᴇɴɴɪғᴇʀ ᴀɴᴋʟᴇs ) ([personal profile] righteously) wrote in [community profile] abraxaslogs2024-01-04 09:23 am

Wᴇ'ʟʟ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟ sᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴄʀᴏss ʟᴀɴᴅ ( ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴅ )

Who: Dean, Geralt, Jaskier
When: The month of January
Where: The Badlands
What: The three amigos take a long trip to the Badlands on a hunt, only to stumble across something Very Sus.
Warnings: typical canon-related violence

Oᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪᴇʟᴅs
I ғɪɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴍᴇᴀʟs
I ɢᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ
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[personal profile] gynvael 2024-01-06 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Jaskier and Dean are both proven travel companions, so Geralt has few concerns on his mind when he packs. He restocks his elixirs and Nadine's potions, sharpens and oils his blades, and tells Ciri he will return in a few weeks.

The sky glows a soft pink as they ride out of the gates. The first night, he notices Dean marking paths in his journal. It isn't a bad idea, no. Geralt is a shit cartographer, and understanding what direction you're facing is only a fraction of navigating for him. He knows, for example, that there's a small oasis roughly four days southward. It sits between two rocky cliffs, but it's prone to becoming nesting grounds for sandcats between spring and summer. So, unless you're skilled at sensing when they may or may not be home, you should probably follow the birds, who he's noticed tend to congregate eastward and flit from a few different water sources some miles apart—depending on the season and weather. And, if you plan on taking shelter in a cave at night, you should look for marks in the ground from the dragging tail of a howler. The scratches are a slightly different depth than the much less troublesome moles.

He can't pinpoint where these things are on a map with accuracy. The only person who can grasp his directions is Ciri.

Since they're in winter, the oasis is where they stop for the night before moving on. Geralt is content with the peace and quiet, interrupted only by Jaskier and Dean intermittently chattering (or bickering). Temperatures are not nearly as high as in the summer months, and the much colder nights are a welcome reprieve.

Five days is two days longer than Geralt anticipated Dean would begin to complain. Perhaps the map-making helped distract him.

Without glancing over, he takes Jaskier's offered berries, freshly grown from a small bush last night, and then passes them along to Dean. ]
Should I have taken the scenic path through the wyverns?

[ At a certain point, there will be no more riding around monster nests, but doing so for the first leg of the journey is simple enough. It does, however, result in a thoroughly uneventful ride. But they're here to find monsters—a specific set of them—and that means Geralt will soon guide them directly towards where the massive sandworms like to burrow. Amongst other things. ]
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-01-07 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. Two horses, and a chocobo. Jaskier's mount is mostly a creature meant to be flashy, but he has spent months with her, training with her, and mostly teaching himself how to comfortably ride a giant bird. Now she has her own special saddle, with unnecessary detail and a horn for him to hold himself upright both, and he's well-learned of her remarkable intelligence and even temperament -- not to mention how she can leave a horse in the dust in the sands of the Badlands. After being boarded with Roach and Ciri's horse, she's long gotten used to the other animal's presence.

It is testament to Jaskier's belief in his chaos -- and his experience with traveling -- that he does so surprisingly light. His lute hangs from his back, and a dagger is strapped to his boot, but otherwise only a small saddlebag hangs from the chocobo to keep her load light.

Sometimes, he sings -- or practices his singing. Oftentimes he's writing with his journal carefully balanced on his legs, quill scratching as he pulls a hood over his head to shield his neck from the sun. At night he grows fruits and bright green grasses good for chewing to rid the mouth of sand, and pools of water he uses to fill their skins.

Once the night comes where Dean begins to complain (at least he lasted this long,) Jaskier only snorts. Rather soft for all his hard edges, isn't he?]


I wouldn't have minded the wyverns. At least you would've had a little something to keep limber with. [And they may be false dragons, but they're rather adorable. If Cadens ever had a merchant to come through with domesticated wyverns...] And maybe I'd love to watch your budding little Witcher fight his way through half a dozen fully-grown wyverns.

[Said between one berry popped into his mouth and the next, lips curled upward with amusement. Ah. Something about it would definitely be quite fun.]
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[personal profile] gynvael 2024-01-12 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Roach has been suspicious of Jaskier's chocobo since the beginning. (In fairness, Roach was suspicious of Mog when the creature first showed up, as well as the small tortoise that crossed her path unexpectedly two days ago.) After several months, she's mostly grown accustomed to the giant bird. She no longer snorts dubiously at it, tolerating it riding next to her.

It is not unlike how Dean and Jaskier have progressed.

He tips his head. A moment passes where he tries to determine if Dean actually has eaten a wyvern before he moves on. Meat is meat. As they say. ]


Marek Cresthill complained that something swallowed his horse whole last week, saddlebags and all. Says if anyone can cut his mistress's jewel out of the beast, he'll return the cost of it double. He won't tell her the truth that he lost it, and she won't stop hounding him.

[ A worm big enough to eat a horse alive? Can't be too many of that size out there. And, if he can't find the man's precious gem for the woman, then he can sell the teeth to the apothecary down the street. He'll earn his coin one way or another. ]
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-01-14 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Chicken? [It's not such berating as it is a real question.] Geralt, why haven't we been eating wyverns?

[He wouldn't mind something more than the fat-bare desert hares Geralt often catches. Not that they're bad, but Jaskier does prefer a bit of greasy dark meat with those hints of drippy fat.

Jaskier goes back to stretching his legs out, quill scratching after he's sucked the ink from the tip, spit it, and redipped it. Unfortunately, he's learning Mog's feathers are very finicky as writing quills. Possibly because he's still so small. He pauses in his scratches, looking between them with a raised brow. Huh. He's never really thought of asking the details of Geralt's contracts, mostly because he offers hardly more than what he gets out of it. Whatever beast is at the end of the contract receives the same fate.]


What's he doing leaving jewels in his horse for? [Jaskier sighs.] I bet it's that bloody worm that almost did us in. Oh, I was really hoping never to see it again, actually.
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[personal profile] gynvael 2024-01-20 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Geralt frowns between them, which suffices as an answer for the gamut of their remarks.

His sword is covered in blood and a thick blue-green substance. At some point during the fight, the back of his hand sprouted a fang that looked suspiciously like the sharp talons of the enormous centipede. Preoccupied with the worm's gaping maw, Geralt fails to notice before the fang falls off, lost to dirt and dust.

Naturally, he ends up digging through the pile of intestines alone while Dean considers the culinary merits of worm meat. He makes no effort to convince Dean to join him; Geralt is driven purely by practicality, and practicality says that things will go much smoother and quicker if he were to just. Get this fucking part of the job done. So that's what he does. He splits its sack-like insides with his hunting knife and rummages through a mixture of bile and chunks of half-digested horse until a glint catches his eye.

Hm.

Geralt retrieves the green stone without a word. Takes the gold, too, which he plans on keeping if the man shorts him what he's owed. Multiple detached teeth later, Geralt tosses the pouch of worm fangs at Dean. The jewel and swallowed coin go to Jaskier.

He peers at the sun, low in the sky. ]
We should make camp nearby. No sense in disturbing the sands at night.

[ By the time the sky turns dark, they have a crackling fire to keep the dipping temperatures at bay. A bubbling pot hangs over the flames. Geralt sits to the side, rag in hand. Entrails cling to his hair, dried and sticky, though he's more interested in cleaning his blade than himself. ]
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-01-22 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Jaskier keeps his remarks, remarkably, to himself, because the idea of Dean attempting to fight that worm on his own is bringing to image a butterfly beating itself against the face of an ogre. Of course, there may be some reason Geralt is bothering to train the man, but considering Jaskier's experience of him is flailing, flying terribly, and almost dying, well --

He's hardly the first man to stand around while Geralt does all the killing. (For clarity, Jaskier does not consider himself this man. His intended subjects are other useless people -- like knights claiming to slay dragons, and incompetent Nilfgaardian guards. Jaskier is excluded on the basis he has never claimed to slay anything except maidenly hearts.)

Unfortunately, they do run into the sand worm. Or another like it. Fortunate for Jaskier, and not for Dean, Jaskier is, actually, counting how many timers he lands on his ass, which he's sure to add to the song -- Thrice was he struck down / Once for each head / Hastily run out from under / The worm's tail to the ground -- scribbling the words into his head as he ducks behind a rocky outcropping nearby, peeking out only for a glimpse every now and then.

He is the only one who comes out of the battle without a hint of gore on him. Practice makes perfect, and he has had decades of it.

Jaskier packs the jewel and coin into a secret compartment of his lute case, and sets them up with a victorious dessert of fresh strawberries and wine (the former grown magically, the latter something he's packed.) Only once he's had his fill of dinner and dessert does he offer to take the first watch, setting up on the outskirts of the camp with Feainna's giant feathered body tucked up against him as she sleeps. The desert is hardly quiet even at night, but all the sounds are familiar -- skittering on the sands, the wind, even the dying crackles of a fire. Jaskier gently wakes the chocobo to be alert as he goes to relieve himself in some desert brush only a bit away.

He may have magic, but he's quite often used to traveling under the light of only the stars and moon, so surely it is not his fault he does not notice anything amiss until the sound his piss makes hitting the ground does not sound like sand or bush. Jaskier hits something with his boot, which makes a very solid clunk. Only when he squints does he reconize --

A foot.

Ah, fuck. He'd promised himself he would never accidentally piss on a corpse again --

But the sand slithers, and Jaskier hastily puts himself up as there is movement in the moonlight. A. A lot of movement. In fact, the foot slides itself out from under the bush and begins to show that is attached to quite a lot of body, actually.

Surely Geralt and Dean will be happy to awaken to the sounds of a running bard yelling:]


GERALT I PISSED ON A CORPSE --- GERALT! -- IT IS ALIVE NOW -- OH FUCKING FUCK WOULD YOU FUCK OFF ALREADY --
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[personal profile] gynvael 2024-01-28 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Though he may have technically left Jaskier on watch, he's not exactly gone into a deep slumber. He is, however, dozing enough to not be awoken by anything beyond their immediate vicinity. He doesn't hear the clunk of metal nor the scrape of steel against desert rock. Not until Jaskier's shouting splinters the silence does he jerk upright. The horses whinny nervously.

A what? The fuck is—

He's trying to consider what Jaskier could mean; the dead have not roamed the desert since the unfortunate incident with the Heralds, and no creatures here could be mistaken for a living corpse.

As it turns out, he need not wonder for long: the answer lumbers into full view as Jaskier flees past him. His fingers curl around his sword's grip. He cocks his head to the side. The smell of decay permeates the air. And something more, something...unnatural. Metal joints creak. It moves in stuttering steps, its body poorly controlled. What the fuck. Where did it—? He's reminded suddenly, vividly, of the mutated mass of young women he found at Vuilpanne. A grotesque abomination that could only be created by other men.

Geralt shoots a glance at Dean, equally bewildered by its appearance. It likely is a victim. One that must've escaped. He thinks he can guess from where, though he hasn't time to reflect on that. There is a void behind its hollow eyes and the absence of a heartbeat that tells him all he needs to know.

The monster's weighted steps sink into the sand, kicking up dust. It's startlingly fast—long limbs and unrestrained exertion making up for its ungainly lurches. He dodges the first swipe, then parries the second. His blade catches the sliver of flesh between the cuffs, a deep cut that nearly severs its hand at the wrist. The blow should send the manmade beast reeling back. Instead, it doesn't even flinch. Just throws its entire weight at him without a pause in its step. He catches the damn thing straight to the chest, landing flat on his back. ]
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-01-30 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Jaskier barrels past both of them; not only because he wishes to not look at that thing's face again when it was mere feet away from his cock, but because he also knows the safest place to be is behind the men with the swords. The men with swords one is freinds with.

And with enough space between himself and the fire, where he ducks behind the horses, where Feainna has also come to tremble with a pathetic, wisp of a kweh call to him, her body shivering. While she's much larger than the corpse, Jaskier's panic has only pinged the bird part of her brain that knows fear is meant to be shared. Thus bard and bird stay behind the horses... both peeking out at the corpse that followed him to camp. Despite his shaking hands, still startled by the appearance of the creature, Jaskier gathers the horses' reins and coaxes Feainna to stay near him, as they all cuddle together some safe distance away.]


Get it! Oh -- dodge! Chop its bloody head off!

[That rotten-toothed grin is going to be haunting his nightmares. His encouragement hardly shows any worry for Geralt, because getting thrown about is hardly new for him.]
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[personal profile] gynvael 2024-02-05 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Why is it every time he discovers some new monstrosity, it's when he's on a hunt with Dean?

The monster twists to its feet, rusted joints squealing. Geralt grasps the offered hand. He pays little mind to Jaskier behind him; they've done this a thousand times, and the bard is well capable of taking cover.

His eyes are fixed on the creature—how it doesn't slow or stop. Not even its painfully awkward movements deter it. What is it? Some sort of magic sustaining it? In the machinery?

As it barrels forward, Geralt steps in to meet it. He slams his shoulder into its withered body. The second it topples backwards, he drives his sword through its midsection, staking it to the ground. Another terrible gurgle rips from its throat.

Bony limbs flail. The spike catches his arm, tearing down the length of it. This close, he can smell it again. An unnatural odour he recognizes, but could not name. Sharp and acrid; now mixed with his blood dripping. He tightens his grip on the creature—keeping it pinned so Dean can strike. They're both thinking the same thing, he expects: even a monster incapable of feeling pain can't go far if it's in pieces.

Head might be a place to start. ]
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[personal profile] gynvael 2024-02-05 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ The torso twitches up until the last limb is severed. He isn't sure if it can be called dead. But it isn't moving. He sighs. Checks to make sure Jaskier is fine.

Then he looks back at the mutilated corpse. ]


I found something like it before. A piece of it.

[ He shakes his head. That mineshaft he discovered months ago had been heavily sealed, the cavern abandoned. This monster appears the same. Whatever it is—had it come from the same place? He can't imagine how it could've escaped after the collapse. So it must've been before. Has it wandered the desert ever since? Is it even aware of its own existence? (Are there others like it? Who was it before it became...this?)

He glances over his shoulder again at Jaskier as he reaches for a detached hand. They can't leave the pieces scattered about. ]
When you saw it, it wasn't moving?
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-02-05 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[There is something to be said for them having done this a thousand times -- Geralt, killing something, while Jaskier makes sure he is well and truly out of the way, along with any bystanders -- but the thing he is used to is that once Geralt strikes a man, he stays down. Jaskier had not imagined the speed with which the corpse had pursued him; not if it gives Geralt pause.

(Dean was fine... he supposes. The light trick was handy. Jaskier will allow some credence towards his skills in that he put them towards aiding Geralt and not getting in his way, as most do.)

Jaskier, after silence pervades versus that dry huffing, approaches once he's calmed Faeinne and the horses.]
Stay here, love. [He gives the girl a kiss on the beak, then carefully steps over one of the severed arms. It twitches suddenly, and he yelps, throwing himself past it as vines burst out of the ground to wrap around it, securing it against the sands.

Clearly it wasn't something he meant to do; it was sort of an instinctual reaction, like pissing oneself. (Which he did not do.)]


I miss when corpses stayed dead. [He peers down at the arm, which has gone still in the hold of his vines. Jaskier pokes it. It's dry to the touch, and very much old human skin. It doesn't react.] Was it -- do you think I'd piss on a moving body? [He doesn't wait for an answer.] The problem is, Geralt, I didn't see it. At first. Because I didn't expect a dried old corpse to be sleeping under desert brush. [He was a bit busy pissing at the time.] But I hadn't heard anything prior, and neither had my chocobo, so I think not. It sort of... activated... when the -- you know --

["When the piss hit it" is not a usual poetic line coming from him, so he refrains from completing the sentence.]

Anyway, come here. [He makes a grabby hand at Geralt's arm, but doesn't touch it, only leaves a hand hovering that collects a blue glow of magic.] I can at least stop the bleeding since you did all the hard work.

[And Dean. Maybe.]
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[personal profile] gynvael 2024-02-06 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Activated when it was pissed upon is a novel scenario, even for Geralt. He gathers a few more of its chunks into a pile. Seems unwise to leave it where others could stumble across it. He isn't sure it was ever meant to be found.

A frown etches into his brows. He is no stranger to the twisted horrors humans can create, but it's never the most pleasant of encounters. This creature—it can't be the only one. Can it? Are there more? Are they still making more? Ones that they find valuable enough not to abandon?

His gaze flicks to Dean, then Jaskier. He lets the bard take his arm. The wound is minimal—by his standards—but it isn't until he looks at it that he realizes the gash burns deeper than it ought to. The skin around it is red, hot to the touch.

Must've been something in those spikes.

He sighs. Not this again. ]
Do name it before Dean does.

[ He's learnt his lesson. He trusts in Jaskier's name than he does Dean. They do not need another Geralt Junior in existence. ]
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-02-06 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, shut it, you loggerheaded mooncalf! [He doesn't need to understand whatever the man is referencing to know it's a joke at his expense. With a huff, he turns back to the Witcher. His hand clamps down over Geralt's arm, holding the blood as the magic pulses between them, healing the wound enough that it no longer bleeds, though it leaves angry red skin behind. Something a better healer can deal with.

Jaskier takes a handkerchief from his pocket to wipe the blood from his hand, going back to lean over the creature -- now in pieces -- that is quite clearly more man than beast. What was overwhelming fear and a desire for, you know, Geralt to cut its head clean from its shoulders peters out into a distinct sadness, looking down on part of its torso, contorted into some sort of... metal contraption. Covered in scars. Everywhere. Nearly every inch of skin is mottled, possibly from age, but... from the metal driven through its joints, it cannot be only from age.]


It's a man, not a monster. [Not a beast to be named. He kneels, carefully holding onto its bicep (wincing to himself) as he removes one of the needles driven deep into its skin. The arm no longer moves; whatever magic -- or life -- was fueling it appears to have spent itself.] Prìosanach na feòla. [The Elder flows off his tongue, quiet. No man would willingly subject himself to this. He can only hope he was dead before it happened. (None of them are that lucky.) It is not meant to be a name... but a description. Something, he thinks, the three of them all very much recognize.] A prisoner of flesh. [He takes a sharp breath. Fire, burning, in the back of his mind. The sounds of his own screams.] I cannot even fathom what this poor bastard has been through.
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