He gives a light chuckle at the tongue poke he can't help it. "You really did. Alright, I'll let you have that one for free, I set the bar way too low. Let's get you a better book, come on."

Because this time he'll bring her to a shelf of actual novels, and plucks one to pass to her. "Crime and Punishment. I had to read it in high school, so it might suit you."