( It can't be that hard to make — Jack shoots him a look that reads Kyle, oh dumb sweet foolish Kyle, you know nothing. Baja Blast is the most secretly guarded perfect recipe known to mankind. It cannot be replicated by anyone who is not a trained Taco Bell chef.

Or so he assumes, having done no research and having no interest in taking on the project himself. That would be a Jerry thing.

Internet symbols is pretty distracting, thankfully, and so all Baja Contemplations are set aside momentarily. )

Emojis? It's an emoji god? Weird. That seems like the kind of thing that's probably significant somehow, I'm just not smart enough to connect the dots.