[Particularly clueless is a great qualifier for Harley, she's been focused on everything but the local life and has taken up permanent residence at the Inn and has her own fanny imprint in one of the chairs. Doing any kind of due diligence where the research aspect is concerned just wasn't her style.]

Okay, white, in this weather. Sounds like a challenge. I don't think he'll be white anymore when we find him.

Does he have a name? I'll help you wrangle him. I'm not doing anything better with my time.