[The printer takes several steps back, ready to watch all of this unfold in real time. So far as she can determine, she has two very dedicated leosylph owners and a creature that's very sweet but has about three brain cells maximum going at any one time. The situation is best viewed from a distance.
Alucard crouches down on the other side of the machine, waiting. And...
up!?
He groans, then reaches into the machine from his end, trying to shoo Coram out and down. Never mind his arms getting crushed. That's a quick fix as far as he's concerned.]
Listen to your human! Or I'm going to grab you faster than you can blink!
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Alucard crouches down on the other side of the machine, waiting. And...
up!?
He groans, then reaches into the machine from his end, trying to shoo Coram out and down. Never mind his arms getting crushed. That's a quick fix as far as he's concerned.]
Listen to your human! Or I'm going to grab you faster than you can blink!
[yes he will use vampire speed to scruff a cat.]