Please. You know exactly what I'm talking about, Mr. Five Slices of Pizza.

[ she lets out another little laugh, mostly at his face this time. ]

You'd have to eat more than junk food to even get the interview. [ she's not one to talk about eating poorly, generally speaking, but at least she gets a handful of fruits and veggies for the sake of it. even if it's mostly olives and strawberries. ] But I think you'd be pretty good at it.