"'course not, I'm not barbaric--maybe its parents could handle a full beer." Is Travis going to find a drinking buddy in goats? Hopefully not. "Don't worry, it's good for it." Trust a small town stranger over the locals, Michael. Come on. It'll be fine.

He raises a concerned, serious gaze to Michael as the goat squirms.

"Might give it an appetite though. Didn't think about that."

He turns scouting eyes to the tables.

... Definitely looking for barsnacks.