[ He ignores the signature (and his bust, lest he be tempted to rip the sheepskin right off), setting them both upright again. This place is a dustbin of a village, and Valentine stands out even more than he looks like he does, with how she appears like she's just stepped off the stage of a grand ballet. ]
Well then - if it wasn't you - [ which he sincerely DOUBTS is true ] - then perhaps you'd extend a... helping hand to a beloved friend? In making this more... let's say presentable.
[ He is at a point in his life where he will NOT destroy some child's artwork that they worked so hard on in his name, even if it makes him look like a drowning poodle. But seriously. This is awful. ]
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Well then - if it wasn't you - [ which he sincerely DOUBTS is true ] - then perhaps you'd extend a... helping hand to a beloved friend? In making this more... let's say presentable.
[ He is at a point in his life where he will NOT destroy some child's artwork that they worked so hard on in his name, even if it makes him look like a drowning poodle. But seriously. This is awful. ]