[ Sure, Eddie has threatened to smite someone before, but after all this time, they’re still empty threats and he’s never actually gone through with it. It’s funnier to just slap someone with an affliction and watch them fall into constant bad luck instead. ]

Hey, nothing wrong with admitting it.

[ He grins and wiggles his fingers in Koby’s direction in a “spooky” manner—which isn’t really spooky at all given that he nearly knocks over a pile of books in the process and has to scramble to upright them before they go crashing to the floor.

He swears under his bereath, manages an apologetic grin, a quick bow, and a chuckle before he continues. ]

To be perfectly straight with you, I don’t even know when the last blue moon was, so, uh...my invitation probably got lost too. Probably for the best for everyone involved.