( The more he interacts with these kids, the weirder he finds them. Since when is who let you out the top concern from that statement?

He elects to focus on the second question first. )

If you memorized the stances of Dior de Whatever, you're probably not gonna accidentally slice your own hands off. That's literally all I'm worried about right now.

( Teenagers are freaking exhausting. )

Humor me with the stances, and I'll get you a damn sword, alright?