[Alucard's face is one of genuine horror upon learning that someone did, in fact, commit to the bit. It is the worst bit he's ever heard of. It is also one of the grossest, and he is not shy in scrunching up his nose in absolute disapproval.]

I regret knowing that he took the idea and made it into the reality. You have my sympathy for whatever lurked under that rug. How big was the bathroom?

[please let it be small, please let it be small.]

It is, yes. And a means of addressing stress, both here and in the waking world. I can transmute stress into a loaf of bread and all other various metaphors. I just can't have a quiet wooded area to do it in.