The gryphon is not pulling his weight now he's curled into a (currently empty) pot full of soil to sleep in. So now he's dirty and disturbing the soil, but at least he isn't making trouble (and Jaskier can admit that viewing his sleeping gryphon is an instant balm upon stress. Sometimes he even snores.
Jaskier looks at him, trying not to laugh. It's not... there's nothing wrong with it. Sometimes he only thinks Alucard overthinks everything.]
Or you can eat it raw, and cold. You've had a raw melon before, haven't you? Don't make me grow one just for you.
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The gryphon is not pulling his weight now he's curled into a (currently empty) pot full of soil to sleep in. So now he's dirty and disturbing the soil, but at least he isn't making trouble (and Jaskier can admit that viewing his sleeping gryphon is an instant balm upon stress. Sometimes he even snores.
Jaskier looks at him, trying not to laugh. It's not... there's nothing wrong with it. Sometimes he only thinks Alucard overthinks everything.]
Or you can eat it raw, and cold. You've had a raw melon before, haven't you? Don't make me grow one just for you.