Everyone on my sphere would've killed a man for a solid salt block, and you're calling that bit of seasoning overthinking it?

[Clearly someone wasn't properly educated about the salt-needs of humankind. There's nothing better than a fish caked in the stuff and smoked for a good, long time... alas, he did not think to procure them enough space for a fish spawning pool. Imagine a bit of smoked fish while in this dingy underground.

Jaskier laughs, giving his back a stretch (He's not old.) as he stands. He loves quite proud of himself, not only because Alucard looks like he's holding a pair of great big green balls, but because they're lovely balls.] I dare you. Do try. You wouldn't dare waste perfectly good melon.