[Alucard absolutely takes the moment to rip the melon apart with his hands like it's no big deal. Because it isn't. This is like tearing paper in half for him.

He smirks.]

I respect that and picking fights. Truly, the question you have to ask yourself is....[Pause for ominous effect.] Is Adrian going to be impulsive, or is he going to acknowledge that showering all of the sticky melon juice off is going to be a feat in this bunker, and maybe this is where we both stop and just sample the melon?