[Michael's about as eager to get into Alucard's vampiric nature as Alucard is to discuss the fact that Michael is an archangel, but he might have appreciated that fermented punchline. He likes simple humour. From his point of view a good joke doesn't rot, it ages like wine.

At Alucard's comment, he takes another look at the place. If he were going to level a criticism against it, it'd be that the architect was already trying too hard. Adding detail to chaos does not render it coherent. He turns back.]

The fact that you've mustered the start of a critique does mark you as a creative of some variety. I wouldn't have anywhere to begin without knowing its function.

[He's practical to the core. Above all else, what determines the quality of a design is how well it serves the people that live or work there.]