Everything rhymes, but barely anything matches. [Pagan gods is a topic he'll have to trust Michael on. Humans have been easy enough to understand. They have a consistent biology that helps the species continue.]

Oh, more fangs just sounds deeply inconvenient. [They'd just catch on everything.]

And they're not throwing Summoned into the dungeons like they used to either.

[Some problems die very hard indeed. Alucard's gotten over the deeply inappropriate impulse to burn all of that castle to the ground, but he still would like to extend a finger to them.]

And that sounds very much like do ut des in the Roman sense of it.