Well, this cat's no joke — look at him!

[ He slides off the bed to join Annabeth in the cat-scritching and general demigod-cat introductions, still grinning widely. ]

Too formal. Maybe 'Rob.' But that just reminds me of like, some guy who regularly plays rugby and drinks beer at the local bar.

[ Will Cassian know what any of those words means? Who knows, but Percy stands by his statement. ]

I mean, you can never go wrong with regular non-fancy 'Bob'. And we know like, two Bobs already.

[ Whom they've ... both named. But, like. It's fine. ]