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edward teach // blackbeard. ([personal profile] krakened) wrote in [community profile] abraxaslogs 2024-08-19 03:29 pm (UTC)

[ Ed holds out his hands. Hang on— ]

No duels on the premises. Duel after working hours.

[ Or, please don't, actually, 'cause he's had enough of a time hiring these people and he doesn't want to lose his shop manager to a misplaced stabby wound. Or his maintenance man. Look, the point is, duelling is bad for business. Also, maybe, they're...his friends and he's not completely okay with his friends getting stabbed.

Moving on. Fuck. How does he keep this orderly? How the fuck does Stede do this without threats of violence or a bit of shouting? (Stede doesn't, that's the unfortunate reality. The crew used to just talk over Stede.)

He claps his hands together. Okay! ]
Yes! Promotions. Fantastic idea, thank you, Rocket. And, perhaps—decorating services? We have got a lot of... [ He looks at the spiky fish. ] ...lovely knick-knacks.

[ Look, it's popular with the locals, yeah? No, Ed hasn't got a single clue they're buying it out of pity. As far as he's concerned, the Solvunn people love this weird creepy shit. ]

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