[ Eddie just laughs again, chuckles until his shoulders are shaking and tears are forming once more because it’s just so absurd and he wishes he was there to see it. Sorry, Chris, it’s just really funny! ]

Aw, man, I’m gonna puke—

[ He breathes in deep to calm himself, struggling not to burst into giggles again. And he doesn’t puke. He holds up his hands with an okay, okay, I’m good, I’m good and continues, still drying his eyes: ]

Nah, I’d say that’s…about what I’d expect from Michael. Okay, so like…I could do that, probably won’t do that, but…what? You don’t know two more people who will back you up yet?