[Also not adding to the problem! That's the other point!]

Really? Because I thought it was a bit over the top. Nothing's really left to the imagination, there's no sense of dread or build up...[Alucard lets out a small huff.] My father let the people of Wallachia stew for an entire year and debate the veracity of what happened before he decided to go through with summoning legions from Hell.

[Sorry Astarion, you're having this conversation sober. Especially if Alucard's speaking of his father's terrible life choices in a mildly approving way.]

The godling comment I could have done without.