I don't have goats. [ A pause. ] The others have Eli.

[ She will not accept Eli. To be fair, she probably stays clear of more than just Eli. Her hatred of goats means she doesn't have the patience for them. She tilts her head: ]

No one's told you the goats around here have taken up walking on two legs? Knocking on doors? Eating other animals?

Not all the time, but enough times they should just get rid of the stupid creatures.