"Yeah, yeah it does," that about summed it up didn't it? "I could be wrong. It's possible my dad got there in time. " He paused. "But mom was in labor. Am I dead?" Was Wilhelm following any of this? Probably not. Was Chris' life completely confusing? Yes. Yes it was. He hadn't really thought about the intricacies until now. He'd just be like 'yup. I'm dead. But not anymore. Maybe I can get back, now that I'm not dead anymore'.

Chris hadn't expected sympathy from Wilhelm. He'd expected something akin to 'yeah you probably deserved it' or equally as crass. But he certainly didn't want to bring down the mood of the party. Since it had already been such a blast.

".....so now that I'm thinking about it? Might not actually be dead." Not that he could do much as a newborn. And assuming his mom survived the emergency c-section he totally forgot to tell her about. Bang up job, Chris. Bang up job.