[ She would like to hear every one of those stories, but she's mostly curious as to what that actually means. Bigger than the average human? Bigger than humanly possible? If so, how's that happening? Had Nadine been turned into a human Grand Canyon? These are Important Questions that Julie will absolutely get Nadine drunk and ask.
Waving her hand dismissively, she moves to stand next to Nadine instead, wrapping her arm around so that she can move Nadine by the shoulders, angling her to look across the room. ]
See goat legs over there? Ignore the costume, I have no fucking clue what he's dressed as. He's from a world where they don't have Halloween and they do have all kinda weird mythical creatures. Anyway, that is Jaskier. His real name is Julian. He's a singer, poet, writer, real artsy. Super cute, super sweet. And his world is like even older style than this one, so he'll call you "my lady", all that chivalry shit.
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Waving her hand dismissively, she moves to stand next to Nadine instead, wrapping her arm around so that she can move Nadine by the shoulders, angling her to look across the room. ]
See goat legs over there? Ignore the costume, I have no fucking clue what he's dressed as. He's from a world where they don't have Halloween and they do have all kinda weird mythical creatures. Anyway, that is Jaskier. His real name is Julian. He's a singer, poet, writer, real artsy. Super cute, super sweet. And his world is like even older style than this one, so he'll call you "my lady", all that chivalry shit.
That is who you're gonna fuck.