[If he had a nickel for every time someone gave him that look, he'd a millionaire.
But he's not crazy! This time. In this instance.
Mostly.] The rats! [He holds his hands apart to indicate the size of a small house cat which in no way should be the size of any rat.] They're worse than racoons! [Sorry Rita the Raccoon (don't ask).] Get in all your shit and their blood is rancid! Acidic? Whatever, one of those. [Neither of those.]
Point is, you should be happy you don't know what I'm talking about.
[He's watching her hand like he expects it to have a gun and keeps being confused that she... doesn't.]
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But he's not crazy! This time. In this instance.
Mostly.] The rats! [He holds his hands apart to indicate the size of a small house cat which in no way should be the size of any rat.] They're worse than racoons! [Sorry Rita the Raccoon (don't ask).] Get in all your shit and their blood is rancid! Acidic? Whatever, one of those. [Neither of those.]
Point is, you should be happy you don't know what I'm talking about.
[He's watching her hand like he expects it to have a gun and keeps being confused that she... doesn't.]