( Pray for Rita and She Shall Come. That's the lesson to take away from all this. He drapes himself over her neck, panting heavily and idly patting her head. )
Good girl. Best girl. You're gonna get a steak later.
( Rita, meanwhile, is keeping herself afloat on the surface of the water through a combination of wing-flapping and raccoon-paddling, while panting out a loud hee-hoo, hee-hoo, hee-hoo. They're too heavy for this to be a permanent solution, so they've got about... eight minutes to figure something else out.
Fortunately, they should have another ride by then. Not that they know it yet.
After a moment of catching his breath, he sluggishly rights himself and twists to look back at his two raccoon-riding companions. )
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Good girl. Best girl. You're gonna get a steak later.
( Rita, meanwhile, is keeping herself afloat on the surface of the water through a combination of wing-flapping and raccoon-paddling, while panting out a loud hee-hoo, hee-hoo, hee-hoo. They're too heavy for this to be a permanent solution, so they've got about... eight minutes to figure something else out.
Fortunately, they should have another ride by then. Not that they know it yet.
After a moment of catching his breath, he sluggishly rights himself and twists to look back at his two raccoon-riding companions. )
Hi. Are you guys okay?