[ Even when he’s terrified, he never wavers from being Eddie. Even if he cringes as a gull overhead squawks, he has to glare and be as dramatic about his music as ever. It’s basically a personal rule. ]
But, uh, yeah. They’re definitely up there.
[ He’d be lying if he said they weren’t, especially after spending hundreds of years of god time stealing the name Metallica for himself.
He heaves a sigh in regards to the bats, though. ]
Uh, being mutant makes them mutant? [ Duh. ] I don’t know, man, they’ve got razor teeth and three tails and like to eat human flesh.
[ Speaking from experience here, of course. The same with the ducks, but that’s clearly a deep-seated issue that has existed since childhood. ]
Yeah, well, ducks? They’re evil. Trust me. Robin thinks the baby ones are cute, but it’s all a con. They have to be cute to make it to adulthood.
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[ Even when he’s terrified, he never wavers from being Eddie. Even if he cringes as a gull overhead squawks, he has to glare and be as dramatic about his music as ever. It’s basically a personal rule. ]
But, uh, yeah. They’re definitely up there.
[ He’d be lying if he said they weren’t, especially after spending hundreds of years of god time stealing the name Metallica for himself.
He heaves a sigh in regards to the bats, though. ]
Uh, being mutant makes them mutant? [ Duh. ] I don’t know, man, they’ve got razor teeth and three tails and like to eat human flesh.
[ Speaking from experience here, of course. The same with the ducks, but that’s clearly a deep-seated issue that has existed since childhood. ]
Yeah, well, ducks? They’re evil. Trust me. Robin thinks the baby ones are cute, but it’s all a con. They have to be cute to make it to adulthood.