( Of all the words and their terrible implications, the one Dean fixates on is- )
Cow-sized?
( But it's less a real question and more an incredulous mumble under his breath.
It probably doesn't need to be stated right now that the honest-to-god truth of the matter is practically the first thing Dean tried to do was get a suit of armor. Turns out, those bitches are expensive. He'd need like... forty yaks or something. What's the exchange rate on yaks to armor? How much is a yak worth in Real People dollars?
All questions that'll have to wait, because - yeah, he totally heard that.
What Dean does have, though, is a freakin' sword. Yoinked it from the training grounds — he's not actually sure whether or not they're for personal use or just rentals, but whatever, until he can get a magic gun he's not walking around un-strapped.
Also, maybe he feels a little badass pulling the thing out right now. Better safe than sorry. )
What're the odds a cow-sized spikeadillo's mating call sounds like Xena: Warrior princess?
( Just... pitching that idea out there. A beat later, he pats Cas on the chest with the back of his hand. )
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Cow-sized?
( But it's less a real question and more an incredulous mumble under his breath.
It probably doesn't need to be stated right now that the honest-to-god truth of the matter is practically the first thing Dean tried to do was get a suit of armor. Turns out, those bitches are expensive. He'd need like... forty yaks or something. What's the exchange rate on yaks to armor? How much is a yak worth in Real People dollars?
All questions that'll have to wait, because - yeah, he totally heard that.
What Dean does have, though, is a freakin' sword. Yoinked it from the training grounds — he's not actually sure whether or not they're for personal use or just rentals, but whatever, until he can get a magic gun he's not walking around un-strapped.
Also, maybe he feels a little badass pulling the thing out right now. Better safe than sorry. )
What're the odds a cow-sized spikeadillo's mating call sounds like Xena: Warrior princess?
( Just... pitching that idea out there. A beat later, he pats Cas on the chest with the back of his hand. )
Come on. Let's go check it out.