It is entirely an accident that it seems to be falling that way.
[He means it, Jaskier. Totally not trying. Your dick just keeps flopping around by accident here, and Alucard's very much not interested in looking.]
Mm, he seems to be doing fine, excluding present physical circumstances. [Which he still hasn't asked for the details of. Pointedly so.
The dhampir is all set to ask what the best compromise might be, if indulgence and temperance at to butt heads, but the bard's solution is better than he could have ever thought of. There's a faint nod, affirming that he likes this plan very much.]
Not at all. And so long as what you're showing me isn't another cactus, I'll be happy to meet you there in moments.
alcoholism?
[He means it, Jaskier. Totally not trying. Your dick just keeps flopping around by accident here, and Alucard's very much not interested in looking.]
Mm, he seems to be doing fine, excluding present physical circumstances. [Which he still hasn't asked for the details of. Pointedly so.
The dhampir is all set to ask what the best compromise might be, if indulgence and temperance at to butt heads, but the bard's solution is better than he could have ever thought of. There's a faint nod, affirming that he likes this plan very much.]
Not at all. And so long as what you're showing me isn't another cactus, I'll be happy to meet you there in moments.