Vampire -- [Can... can a horse become a vampire? Alucard, you can't just drop things like this and then keep going. His horses would be fine -- Jaskier prefers the gentlest of horses, thank you -- but.] You know what, we're going to loop back around to this. I say if you want to ride horses, you'll be providing the horses. The vampire ones.

[He's going to die if he doesn't see a vampire horse, basically.

Jaskier laughs at his expression. He can look unimpressed all he likes; Jaskier has already taken a mental snapshot of how he looked when he first saw the vines. That's enough for him to survive off forever.] I accepted that not everyone is so eager to offer a pint or two to every pretty vampire they come across, all right? So. With your approval, Heartsblood it is.