Whhhhy do you think I would even know how vampire horses work? That's not even a -- a thing!
[Look, he could change it to night if needed, but. Oh. No, he's getting palm horses instead. He doesn't know why it is universal that men like making small horses, but he completely respects the impulse considering Jaskier has now gifted two palm-sized horses to two different people.
He peers down at them, stroking one down its back.
Do they... also drink blood? Because that must be very annoying to deal with, sharing food with a bloody horse.]
Er. [He takes a sip.] At least two. Maybe three. I'm pretty sure Aleksy -- a lad in my second year of geometry -- was one. Or, you know, some sort of undead. One was a vampiress who tried killing Geralt several times. Lovely lass. My grandfather was a bit of a bloodsucker, does that count?
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[Look, he could change it to night if needed, but. Oh. No, he's getting palm horses instead. He doesn't know why it is universal that men like making small horses, but he completely respects the impulse considering Jaskier has now gifted two palm-sized horses to two different people.
He peers down at them, stroking one down its back.
Do they... also drink blood? Because that must be very annoying to deal with, sharing food with a bloody horse.]
Er. [He takes a sip.] At least two. Maybe three. I'm pretty sure Aleksy -- a lad in my second year of geometry -- was one. Or, you know, some sort of undead. One was a vampiress who tried killing Geralt several times. Lovely lass. My grandfather was a bit of a bloodsucker, does that count?