Why does Alucard do this?? He does this on purpose. Jaskier knows that now. Every word so carefully picked out to pique a man's interest, dropping little sentences behind him like bright flower petals. And then there's thorns. That he steps on. Look, the metaphor here is falling apart, but what's important is --
They must have been not a friend of Alucard's, since he sounds sort of. Chuffed. About it.
Gods, that's. Incredible. You know what? He's definitely going to ask her about that.
He gives Alucard's equally deadpan stare a cocked smile, knowing exactly what he's implied with it.] To be fair, if you all count as monsters, dangerous or otherwise, I find you better company than plenty of people.
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Why does Alucard do this?? He does this on purpose. Jaskier knows that now. Every word so carefully picked out to pique a man's interest, dropping little sentences behind him like bright flower petals. And then there's thorns. That he steps on. Look, the metaphor here is falling apart, but what's important is --
They must have been not a friend of Alucard's, since he sounds sort of. Chuffed. About it.
Gods, that's. Incredible. You know what? He's definitely going to ask her about that.
He gives Alucard's equally deadpan stare a cocked smile, knowing exactly what he's implied with it.] To be fair, if you all count as monsters, dangerous or otherwise, I find you better company than plenty of people.