( It is absolutely without a doubt one million percent Jaskier's fault, and Dean will die on this hill thank you very much. Some things are just a matter of principal. You gotta draw the line in the sand somewhere. )

Oh, I'll tell you what a pie is- ( It's squeezed in there underneath Jaskier, who talks over him in this ever-growing battle to out-argue one another. ) -no, no, that's not- ( Adamant head shaking, eyes shut, mouth pressed into a disapproving line. And then there's that last question; it gets them snapping open again to ogle Jaskier like he's an absolute madman. Like he just suggested a Canadian Bull Moose is a pie. ) Hell no a quiche is not a pie, what's the matter with you? That's- I can't- are you screwing with me now or are we having a serious conversation? Quiche. Come on.