[Where he may have cried out at the very idea of anyone ever thinking his fashion is unflattering, Jaskier only huffs out a breath nearly in silence now.] I have never looked unflattering in my life.
[Well. Debatable.
There is something to be said that Alucard can be depended upon to stick to the topic at large, when it suits. It suits now. Hats are absolutely unrelated to everything else on his mind, and the dhampir has approached him as usual. No time has passed. Er. As far as he can tell. Rather hard to know when everyone around you fails to fucking age, isn't it?
He either saw him last a handful of days ago, or a year ago, and the difference is essentially meaningless.
Jaskier indicates the one Alucard's pointed out, taking it from the man to compare them. Honestly, if you ask him, they're both hats. Maybe he is not in the best place to pick out a hat, however.
He places the one Alucard's chosen on his head, angling it.] There. Appropriately flattering, I hope?
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[Well. Debatable.
There is something to be said that Alucard can be depended upon to stick to the topic at large, when it suits. It suits now. Hats are absolutely unrelated to everything else on his mind, and the dhampir has approached him as usual. No time has passed. Er. As far as he can tell. Rather hard to know when everyone around you fails to fucking age, isn't it?
He either saw him last a handful of days ago, or a year ago, and the difference is essentially meaningless.
Jaskier indicates the one Alucard's pointed out, taking it from the man to compare them. Honestly, if you ask him, they're both hats. Maybe he is not in the best place to pick out a hat, however.
He places the one Alucard's chosen on his head, angling it.] There. Appropriately flattering, I hope?