Then the non-asymmetrical brim. It can be repurposed if it strikes you.

[Feathers? Alucard can't hide the side-eye he offers the bard. Subtle was never a skill he had, and the question feels like a particular swerve off the regular path.

But he can answer the question all the same.] I recall that male peafowl have long tailfeathers that look like a coat unto themselves. Green, with spots at the end that look like eyes. [Probably extra enough.]