Ugh, don't get me started on the zipper thing. [ Julie has opinions about the apparent mystery of zippers to the old-timey people. She just doesn't see how it's any more complicated than laces or a billion buttons. ] But no, you're missin' the point. Lingerie ain't for him, it's for you. Nadine, have you ever even worn real lingerie, like fancy lacy stuff that matches? Or some totally impractical little teddy or anythin'?
[ She pauses to take another drink, her hand still in the air for gesturing. It really does mystify her how Nadine managed to live this long without even base knowledge of actually being a woman. ]
It doesn't even have to be about sex. Good lingerie makes you feel like a bad bitch. It's about confidence. Even when no one else knows, you know that you are wearin' somethin' so hot that you can melt a popsicle by lookin' at it, and that changes the way you walk, the way you talk, everythin'. And when he does know, oh. They stop thinkin'. You're the only thing in their mind.
[ Julie thought that every woman knew this, that it was just basic existence type stuff. What did Nadine think lingerie was for? Hadn't she ever walked by a Victoria's Secret and seen something in the window, heard the voice in her head saying You should wear that?
All Julie can do is wave her hand a little as she takes another sip. ]
We'll take care of that later. I gotcha. [ She gasps, eyes wide and nods. ] Yeah, right? I saw him in that getup he brought to perform in, I was like, whoa. I can't even figure out how that happened. They don't got exercise equipment, and Jaskier ain't exactly a hard labor type. [ She cackles a little. ] Y'all fucked in a barn? Nadine Cross, you dirty birdie.
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[ She pauses to take another drink, her hand still in the air for gesturing. It really does mystify her how Nadine managed to live this long without even base knowledge of actually being a woman. ]
It doesn't even have to be about sex. Good lingerie makes you feel like a bad bitch. It's about confidence. Even when no one else knows, you know that you are wearin' somethin' so hot that you can melt a popsicle by lookin' at it, and that changes the way you walk, the way you talk, everythin'. And when he does know, oh. They stop thinkin'. You're the only thing in their mind.
[ Julie thought that every woman knew this, that it was just basic existence type stuff. What did Nadine think lingerie was for? Hadn't she ever walked by a Victoria's Secret and seen something in the window, heard the voice in her head saying You should wear that?
All Julie can do is wave her hand a little as she takes another sip. ]
We'll take care of that later. I gotcha. [ She gasps, eyes wide and nods. ] Yeah, right? I saw him in that getup he brought to perform in, I was like, whoa. I can't even figure out how that happened. They don't got exercise equipment, and Jaskier ain't exactly a hard labor type. [ She cackles a little. ] Y'all fucked in a barn? Nadine Cross, you dirty birdie.