[Gideon, the big lady from Resident Evil is not going to be there, sorry to crush your hopes and dreams. you are never allowed to meet striga ever ever ever

You're like, the best friend he's ever had Gideon. You took him on a drunken friend date to deal with emotions, that is Truest Friendship and Alucard knows that. Moreover, he has just enough emotional brain cells to admit it, and that is where the real difference happens to lie.]

Visiting is always an option, either with a caravan or if I change forms and go at it on my own. [Wolf or bat, both are valid.] Maybe the better thing to do is find a little bit more local mysticism then. It's just buried a bit deeper than-- excuse you.

[He's only now just noticing the goat. And now he has to reach over to try and gently tug the fabric out of the little bastard's mouth.]