[Oh no, why did he suggest it?? Because obviously--]

I dare you to do it. Message her on the weird mind thingy and ask her what her deal is. Like, why fall for the human equivilant of an ice cube tray when she's got other, hotter options available right in front of her eyes, you know?

[More wine. More wine is obviously what she needs right now, and this time she's reaching for the bottle herself to see if there's any left.]

Just don't mention the similarities between you and the corpse bride while you're at it unless you're in the market for a new girlfriend yourself.