You do it. I'm an absolute stranger and I am not ruining any chance of help I'll need for future cemetary work by asking something that personal and weirdly specific.

[Alucard also is pretty sure that by mentioning the hotter option, someone's intentions are obvious. So he hedges his bets with an elbow to Gideon's side. Gently.]

And why would I want to date the necromancer version of myself? As you said. Better options that are right there.