I dunno. I think we can work on that last one becoming a thing.
[You know, with her clever plan to keep him busy indefinitely with as-yet undefined projects. Maybe he really can go from Dead and Hating Himself to Dead and Loving It after all. She'll work on it.
There's the quick, hard arch of her brow when he says just eating it raw, and she makes an exaggerated gagging sound to go with it.]
And I thought you were some kind of fancy food connoisseur. There's other ways to go about taking your anger out on stuff. Entirely less gross-sounding ways. Like, maybe you could come with me out on a job sometime. I kill monsters and beasts and shit if they're causing problems for the people in the city in exchange for cash, and nothing beats hitting stuff with a sword if you're having a bad day, you know? And we could totally howl while we're at it if you want.
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[You know, with her clever plan to keep him busy indefinitely with as-yet undefined projects. Maybe he really can go from Dead and Hating Himself to Dead and Loving It after all. She'll work on it.
There's the quick, hard arch of her brow when he says just eating it raw, and she makes an exaggerated gagging sound to go with it.]
And I thought you were some kind of fancy food connoisseur. There's other ways to go about taking your anger out on stuff. Entirely less gross-sounding ways. Like, maybe you could come with me out on a job sometime. I kill monsters and beasts and shit if they're causing problems for the people in the city in exchange for cash, and nothing beats hitting stuff with a sword if you're having a bad day, you know? And we could totally howl while we're at it if you want.