[Leave it to Nero to not even enjoy his easy wins. The sound of a firing whistle and small pops of fireworks signal his first place win as he watches Thancred struggle. And it's, uh, really struggling. The guy's had his wheels in the turf longer than on the track.

He can't be a complete dick.]

Here, on the turns, press this button. [He pokes at one of Thancred's digits, holding a top trigger down.] Makes your cart drift. Way easier to curve around the tight turns. That's the secret.

[Yeah. He's a saint.] Wanna go again? You won't get better if you don't practice. And let's be honest, this is way more interesting than most of this meeting.