I messed around a bit, sure. Could even say you inspired me.
[He jokes, except the wheels on the phone booth are mostly gone. However (when the thing shows up again), it does seem to smoothly roll around without any issues. It's basically rolling on Heelys now.
Besides, he's got a witch for a friend. Like he needs to give Wanda another reason to insult him. What'd she call him if he didn't get better? Creatively bankrupt? Constipated imagination? Excuse him for being new to astral planes, thanks.]
Whoa. [His brows raise, sort of impressed, as the monsters get into it. The queen's not about to be bullied, and she starts sawing off some of those human arms with the scythes she's got for her own arms. She hisses back, the crystallized boils on her body beginning to thump with red light.] Seems like you would've before. You got the smell of grizzled, experienced old man all over you. [No, he doesn't have anything close to Geralt's nose, but. Look, he knows the business.]
Mutation, maybe? Something new cooked up? [He pokes at the empusa's engorged abdomen as she gobbles up one of those dismembered arms.] These babies suck up blood from anything around them and go berserker mode after. Probably lay eggs all over the place. I haven't sat back and watched. Pretty easy to get them to slice up their own buddies, though. Always fun when the trash takes itself out.
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[He jokes, except the wheels on the phone booth are mostly gone. However (when the thing shows up again), it does seem to smoothly roll around without any issues. It's basically rolling on Heelys now.
Besides, he's got a witch for a friend. Like he needs to give Wanda another reason to insult him. What'd she call him if he didn't get better? Creatively bankrupt? Constipated imagination? Excuse him for being new to astral planes, thanks.]
Whoa. [His brows raise, sort of impressed, as the monsters get into it. The queen's not about to be bullied, and she starts sawing off some of those human arms with the scythes she's got for her own arms. She hisses back, the crystallized boils on her body beginning to thump with red light.] Seems like you would've before. You got the smell of grizzled, experienced old man all over you. [No, he doesn't have anything close to Geralt's nose, but. Look, he knows the business.]
Mutation, maybe? Something new cooked up? [He pokes at the empusa's engorged abdomen as she gobbles up one of those dismembered arms.] These babies suck up blood from anything around them and go berserker mode after. Probably lay eggs all over the place. I haven't sat back and watched. Pretty easy to get them to slice up their own buddies, though. Always fun when the trash takes itself out.