I could argue that this is the safest place in the world to get real drunk and then go down a water slide. [ A place where you can't die or really get hurt? Everyone should be doing dumb shit here all the time.

Julie raises her eyebrows a little behind her sunglasses, because everyone she knows had gone on at least one trip to a water park, but then again, that's one of the few luxuries anyone in her life could ever hope for. It became important to them, because all they had to do was round up a car full of kids, drive two hours and it was the big summer splurge. She can see where it wouldn't happen for people who didn't make it their big annual thing. ]

Well yeah, the pool that I could find in the city was fuckin' janky. It was indoors and only had bleachers and there were like a billion people there. Not my idea of a good time. [ She wrinkles her nose, then smirks. ] I can tell you wanna go down the slide, though.