( Well would you look at that. Billy really is getting two hot dogs. They're placed on a paper plate that he offers out like a gold star sticker. )

She's all mine back home.

( Said with the pride of a father announcing his daughter just got into Yale or something. )

Miss her every damn day. Makes me weep every time I have to jump on a stupid friggin' horse, I'm not even kidding.

( Yes he is, but only a little. God, he's so tired of freaking horses. )