You're right, it does amuse me. But it also tends to throw other people off because they don't know whether to start immediately pitying me or to laugh along or to laugh and then worry that I'm testing them.

( so really, it was all amusing for him. he shrugs. )

Does that make me a big dork?

( matt laughs because who else would call the devil of hell's kitchen a dork? only her. )