( This coming from the perspective of a man who would one hundred percent read a book about something like that. Several books about it. An entire series, in fact. He'd pore over it in like a day and a half. Sure is a shame nothing like that exists. )
Wait.
( Reflection moment - his eyes go a little wide as the implication hits. )
I was right! Suck a DICK, Satan! HA! ( Oop, wait, reverse, quick backpedal- ) Not that you're my bodyguard, and still don't worry about me, but fuck that guy!
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That sounds... really fucking cool.
( This coming from the perspective of a man who would one hundred percent read a book about something like that. Several books about it. An entire series, in fact. He'd pore over it in like a day and a half. Sure is a shame nothing like that exists. )
Wait.
( Reflection moment - his eyes go a little wide as the implication hits. )
I was right! Suck a DICK, Satan! HA! ( Oop, wait, reverse, quick backpedal- ) Not that you're my bodyguard, and still don't worry about me, but fuck that guy!