( Wow, cool, what a terrible decision to leave Jack in charge of speaking to human beings. He's genuinely not sure whether or not he's supposed to lie to these guys, whether Kyle's status as a ninja is a secret or something.
Time to use his elusive cunning and disadvantage to all deception checks with a -5 modifier to control the situation.
How did he do that? )
Magic.
( I've never seen any magic like that. )
It was... bird magic.
( Bird... magic? )
Yep. Totally poultry fueled, it's insane. You should see him in a KFC.
( What is a... KFC? )
Um. It's this- it's like a. You know what? It stands for... kill fucking chickens. I don't know what to tell you, dude just really hates birds. A bird murdered his entire family. He's really sensitive about it, but we're fine here, so if you could just... give us a minute?
( O...kay.
He gets the sense it's less that they believe or even understand him, and more that they're just so perplexed by speaking to him they'd rather just opt out of the conversation than keep pursuing their questions. The farmers go about loading up the bodies, heaving them onto carts one after another, because waste not want not, right? Might as well harvest them for meat and bones and feathers or whatever. Use every part of the birdfalo.
Once they're preoccupied with that, he turns his attention back to Kyle. )
Hey, are you okay? Shit, you're bleeding. How bad is it? Do you wanna maybe sit down for a second, I can probably... help with those?
no subject
Time to use his elusive cunning and disadvantage to all deception checks with a -5 modifier to control the situation.
How did he do that? )
Magic.
( I've never seen any magic like that. )
It was... bird magic.
( Bird... magic? )
Yep. Totally poultry fueled, it's insane. You should see him in a KFC.
( What is a... KFC? )
Um. It's this- it's like a. You know what? It stands for... kill fucking chickens. I don't know what to tell you, dude just really hates birds. A bird murdered his entire family. He's really sensitive about it, but we're fine here, so if you could just... give us a minute?
( O...kay.
He gets the sense it's less that they believe or even understand him, and more that they're just so perplexed by speaking to him they'd rather just opt out of the conversation than keep pursuing their questions. The farmers go about loading up the bodies, heaving them onto carts one after another, because waste not want not, right? Might as well harvest them for meat and bones and feathers or whatever. Use every part of the birdfalo.
Once they're preoccupied with that, he turns his attention back to Kyle. )
Hey, are you okay? Shit, you're bleeding. How bad is it? Do you wanna maybe sit down for a second, I can probably... help with those?