( Skrrt number 2, time for the back-pedal. His hands come up immediately, that universal gesture of surrender. )
No, no, no, no I'm not- ( Brain no work great, make words. ) I'm not judging, this is not- hetero... normative... ness...
( Is that a word?? That's a word, right? That's probably not a word. He's only, like, twenty percent sure he even fully grasps what heteronormative means. )
Whatever tickles your- ( Nope. Do not say pickle. Do not bring pickles into this equation. ) ...goat.
( No, that's worse. That's worse, how is that somehow worse. Whatever floats your goat, he smashed those two things together to make the worst malaphor of all time.
Quick, keep talking so nobody notices. )
More power to you, I just- I thought-
( Followed by the most confused squint. )
Aren't you two dating? ( Directed at Geralt and Julie. Hell, for that matter- ) Aren't you two dating?!
( Jaskier and Nadine. Has he been hallucinating this? What the fuck is going on? )
no subject
No, no, no, no I'm not- ( Brain no work great, make words. ) I'm not judging, this is not- hetero... normative... ness...
( Is that a word?? That's a word, right? That's probably not a word. He's only, like, twenty percent sure he even fully grasps what heteronormative means. )
Whatever tickles your- ( Nope. Do not say pickle. Do not bring pickles into this equation. ) ...goat.
( No, that's worse. That's worse, how is that somehow worse. Whatever floats your goat, he smashed those two things together to make the worst malaphor of all time.
Quick, keep talking so nobody notices. )
More power to you, I just- I thought-
( Followed by the most confused squint. )
Aren't you two dating? ( Directed at Geralt and Julie. Hell, for that matter- ) Aren't you two dating?!
( Jaskier and Nadine. Has he been hallucinating this? What the fuck is going on? )