[What's the point of befriending a man's mother if he can't use the opportunity to pick at them? (Not to bring up that Jaskier has definitely befriended mothers for other reasons but, of course, for one, he would not risk cucking Dracula, of all people. It seems like a very ill-advised idea.
He does not even bring that thought up.)]
I suppose I have never met a unicorn myself... though I rather convinced myself I've seen one. However, at the time, I was slightly inebriated from a rather heady mixture of wine and herbs, so...
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[What's the point of befriending a man's mother if he can't use the opportunity to pick at them? (Not to bring up that Jaskier has definitely befriended mothers for other reasons but, of course, for one, he would not risk cucking Dracula, of all people. It seems like a very ill-advised idea.
He does not even bring that thought up.)]
I suppose I have never met a unicorn myself... though I rather convinced myself I've seen one. However, at the time, I was slightly inebriated from a rather heady mixture of wine and herbs, so...
[Look. Things happen at university.]