[They're always relevant when one's closest friend is a vampire!]
Actually, it does! Of course, I believe only old wives believe such a thing. There are surely elves that have seen unicorns, I should suspect, since they're both old beings. [Of course this is all speculation, but it's what Jaskier believes. Or what he'd like to.
It makes for good stories.]
I -- [He'd simply gone on with it without having every word hit his mind.] That's an incredibly silly joke when you know, very well, how far from a virgin I am.
[Well, not personally, but Alucard has certainly had chances otherwise to find out. Despite it, Jaskier snorts, flicking water in the dhampir's face.] You're drunk.
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Actually, it does! Of course, I believe only old wives believe such a thing. There are surely elves that have seen unicorns, I should suspect, since they're both old beings. [Of course this is all speculation, but it's what Jaskier believes. Or what he'd like to.
It makes for good stories.]
I -- [He'd simply gone on with it without having every word hit his mind.] That's an incredibly silly joke when you know, very well, how far from a virgin I am.
[Well, not personally, but Alucard has certainly had chances otherwise to find out. Despite it, Jaskier snorts, flicking water in the dhampir's face.] You're drunk.